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The Only Movie Review You'll Ever Need: Troy - The Resurrection of Aeneas (2018) What a sword!! Directed by (also written and starred in!!!! You know this is going one hot (mess) of a film!!!) - Aeneas Middleton  About - About an hour too long!! Har!!!! - The Journey of Aeneas after the Trojan War. Based on the epic poems of the Aeneid by Publius Vergilius Maro. Length - 100 minutes.   Rating (according to IMDB) - 1.2 out of 10. You know it's going to be Academy Award winning piece (of donkey poo poo!!!!) Watch the movie right on YouTube!!!!  ---- click here ---- or watch below!! Welcome to another movie review, the only movie review site you'll ever need.   Unlike those other guys, we don't pay to see our movies, because we cheap like that!! Tonight's lovely endeavor of a film is called Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas, written, directed and starred in by Aeneas Middleton.  And produced by Royal Middleton Entertainmen

The Only Movie Review Site You'll Ever need --- Monster: The Prehistoric Project Year: 2015 IMDB Rating: 1.5 out of 10 stars (so you know it's going to be good!!!!) Link so you can enjoy the wonderful movie yourself: Monster:The Prehistoric Project Directed by - Lisa Palencia (and stars in! You know this is going to be a great movie!! She may have written it!!!) About -  Two Navy SEALS are sent to an abandoned island to retrieve a package, but instead of being the hunters, they find they are being hunted. They find a camera in the hands of a dead man, and they learn they are being stalked by a giant predator. Length: 1 hour 20 minutes (Really!! I know!! Perfect length!!!! For so much movie magic!!!) You know a movie is going to be a good one when the director also is one of the stars. Welcome to another review. It's a slow Monday night and we have found a winner above all winners. Who needs Jurassic Park when you got Monster: The Prehistoric Proj