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The Only Movie Review You'll Ever Need: Troy - The Resurrection of Aeneas

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The Only Movie Review You'll Ever Need: Troy - The Resurrection of Aeneas (2018) What a sword!! Directed by (also written and starred in!!!! You know this is going one hot (mess) of a film!!!) - Aeneas Middleton  About - About an hour too long!! Har!!!! - The Journey of Aeneas after the Trojan War. Based on the epic poems of the Aeneid by Publius Vergilius Maro. Length - 100 minutes.   Rating (according to IMDB) - 1.2 out of 10. You know it's going to be Academy Award winning piece (of donkey poo poo!!!!) Watch the movie right on YouTube!!!!  ---- click here ---- or watch below!! Welcome to another movie review, the only movie review site you'll ever need.   Unlike those other guys, we don't pay to see our movies, because we cheap like that!! Tonight's lovely endeavor of a film is called Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas, written, directed and starred in by Aeneas Middleton.  And produced by Royal Middleton Entertainmen
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The Only Movie Review Site You'll Ever need --- Monster: The Prehistoric Project

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The Only Movie Review Site You'll Ever need --- Monster: The Prehistoric Project Year: 2015 IMDB Rating: 1.5 out of 10 stars (so you know it's going to be good!!!!) Link so you can enjoy the wonderful movie yourself: Monster:The Prehistoric Project Directed by - Lisa Palencia (and stars in! You know this is going to be a great movie!! She may have written it!!!) About -  Two Navy SEALS are sent to an abandoned island to retrieve a package, but instead of being the hunters, they find they are being hunted. They find a camera in the hands of a dead man, and they learn they are being stalked by a giant predator. Length: 1 hour 20 minutes (Really!! I know!! Perfect length!!!! For so much movie magic!!!) You know a movie is going to be a good one when the director also is one of the stars. Welcome to another review. It's a slow Monday night and we have found a winner above all winners. Who needs Jurassic Park when you got Monster: The Prehistoric Proj
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Another Movie Review you can use: Rise of the Black Bat

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ANOTHER MOVIE REVIEW YOU CAN USE Rise of the Black Bat Year: 2012  Directed by: Scott Patrick Plot (because every movie has to have one!): An experiment gives Tony Quinn (Jody Haucke) the ability to see in the dark like a bat. He takes on the guise of the Black Bat and starts taking down criminals one at a time. Length: 1 hour 25 minutes (but who counting!!! The camera man. He told his mom he'd have his mom's camcorder back before dinner!! It now 4:30!! Hurries up guys!! Mom gets mad if her stuff ain't back on time!!!) IMDB Rating: 1.2 outta 10. (What do those bastards know!!! This is film artistry right here!!! Don't listen to those freaks Tom Cat Filmz!! You keep making movies and I'll review em!! Cause that's what I do! I ain't got no life!!!!) Trailer ----  "In a city full of crime...Justice is blind....no more!" Do you like Batman? Who doesn't! Freaks, that's who! And have I found you a movie that is soo
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MOVIE REVIEW #2 - Blood Freak

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MOVIE REVIEW #2 Blood Freak (1972) THE PLOT (cause what's a movie without a plot? STOLEN FROM IMDB.COM):  A biker comes upon a girl with a flat tire and offers her a ride home. He winds up at a drug party with the girl's sister, then follows her to a turkey farm owned by her father, a mad scientist. The father turns the biker into a giant turkey monster who goes after drug dealers. RUNNING LENGTH: 1 hour 20 minutes HOW MANY BEERS THROUGH MOVIE: 24 cans. Drank really fast. Who loves turkey? Not drug addicts if they are in this cult classic (suggested to me by a good friend. She told me I needed to buy a huge turkey and cook it before watching this but instead I went with the clerk's suggestion when I told her what I was doing tonight and instead bought a huge bag of weed, the Devil's cabbage and will be smoking it instead before feasting on this lovely film, showing that the 1970s wasn't just about discos and bell bottom pants!! CLICK HE
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